I’ve carried with your memory Longer than I’d care to admit I thought with time I’d forget you Instead, you’ve rooted yourself In the foundation of my very being To the point That I will carry you to my last breath Even then I’m afraid I’ll carry you Wherever I go after
Growing up I learned real quick To not make a ruckus; To not rock the boat Or call undue attention To myself
I was already Emotionally neglected Not quite abandoned But that’s how I felt
I felt like a nuisance But I could never figure out why My young mind Hadn’t conceived yet That some people Are just assholes And want to bully others
I craved attention But I hated that The underlying risk Was some kind of abuse
Jesus Christ Pat Benetar was right Hell is for Children
Those kinds of conditions Imprinted on me a quiet resilience That helped me Bear humiliations More than I can remember Probably a bunch I just straight up repressed
Was there ever a turning point? Shit I feel like I’m still going Through the same things But 10x’d
The least I can do Is not take out My hurt and anger onto the world But sometimes I have I’m not perfect
So how have I been able To make it this whole time? I disassociate a lot But I became a writer
These attacks, man A freaking lifetime of Having the fortress of my soul Beseiged by would be conquerors Who would make me their Lackey, goon, minion, victim Henchmen, stooge, patsy Reason for their failure All fail because they can’t get into my mind
I mean, yeah I’ve been made to cry Made to feel like I shouldn’t be alive But somehow those ideas don’t stick
That don’t mean I don’t feel bad I just don’t buy into their bullshit The lies about me they want me to believe So they can treat me less than And take away my dignity
Dignity is the only thing I have That I don’t have to justify Through my actions and achievements And I will fight to protect it
But it’s all good I’m a writer and a poet I ain’t going nowhere I’ll fight you with words I’ll fight you with my ideas I’ll fight you with my humor Or let’s not fight at all Let’s treat each other with dignity At the very least
Respect was invented to cover the place where love should be – Leo Tolstoy
I’m freaking weird I wish I could fit in But I don’t even know What that means anymore
I’m not even a square peg I’m one of those screws With reverse threads That are totally not intuitive But which trick you into thinking Are like any other standard screw And which you forget about Until you have to remove them And you have a tough time
I feel like my biggest enemy is me And my stubborn refusal To be nothing except myself
Usually, and I know I speak in generalizations a lot Not great for an out of work Political Scientist and Historian But I’ve had a lot of life experiences Where me “fitting in” Just means submitting to someone With more power
And submission is always about Making yourself smaller To fit someone’s idea of you
That’s what bullying is: Someone with the power to hurt you Coerces you to serving them How they see fit
That shit ain’t ever going away It’s one to one war, man Mano a mano, hermano But they don’t teach you that in schools
What did the Prussian general Carl Von Clauseweitz say War is the continuation of politics By other means Jesus Christ was he right
Office politics Theater politics Family politics It’s all a struggle for power Would it surprise you That I considered being a diplomat For about 18 months When I was in college
Would it surprise you That I identify more with supervillains Like Magneto Than super heroes Not because I’m evil or inherently bad But because I get it You hurt the people I love I’m going to want vengeance Easy as that
I mean but that’s childish I’m now at the point Where I’m like Just because I was hurt Doesn’t mean I have license to hurt others At the same time If you come at me with bad intentions I’m going to defend myself
I don’t want to be a victim Or a victimizer I just want to be cool with everyone And do things I like to do And heal all this trauma Before I die
However, I will never shrink To fit someone’s expectations of me Never again
I meet you in other people And I stop myself This is projecting This is imprinting This is asking this person To be you And it never works And I bet you do it too You’re not coming back I’m not going to ask for forgiveness Too proud, too stubborn We were more common Than we knew I miss you But not at the price Of my self respect
I like how We’ve replaced the word Patterns With the word Algorithms
It’s like patterns Show me who I am
And algorithms Tell me who I am
I don’t know if I always like My algorithms though My YouTube algorithm specifically
Sometimes it suggests things That make me uncomfortable But which it believes I will enjoy
Here’s a video of Something dude playing bass Which I like because I play bass
Followed by a ferrier Trimming a horse’s hoove Which is oddly soothing
Followed by an ad For Better Health Which are surprisingly Culturally sensitive While being personally invasive Kinda like those Targeted daytime TV ads Back in the day For unemployed people Watching Maury Povich On their mom’s couch
Followed by an ad For a mushroom based Antidepressant alternative For people struggling to self actualize Because of their ADHD And not because of capitalism
It seems my YouTube algorithm Thanks I need therapy For my broken soul And watered down psychedelics For my addled brain*
*Damn, I just got why they call it Adderall
Followed by a video of Job fails and OSHA violations Which are tragicomic And get sadder The deeper you think about it But I’m going to binge it
Capped by a video Of some guy sniping rats On his farm Which I don’t watch But am bothered That it was suggested to me
How do I hack My YouTube algorithm Which arguably knows me Better than I know myself To NOT suggest videos Of some guy in Oklahoma Sniping rats with night vision
I literally have to go watch A bunch of random videos In other categories To recalibrate my YouTube algorithm To not show me stuff like that
I know about breaking patterns But how do I break my YouTube algorithm Which clearly believes I’m the kind of person Who has latent fascist tendencies
First, it’s sniping rats Then it’s videos of how Critical Race Theory Will be the downfall of The American Empire And bite size Jordan Peterson content On how to be a man
I just want to disassociate Isn’t that my God given right As a citizen born on American soil? At least that’s what a YouTube video told me
An antique store Is a thrift store museum Where the only meaning Any of the objects have Is whatever significance You project onto them Which is always Some sort of saudade¹ You can’t pinpoint But which antique stores Always seem to elicit
¹Saudade being The Brazilian idea of Longing for something That doesn’t exist anymore A conscious awareness That makes life sad and happy At the same time²
²It’s more than that But I think you have to be A Brazilian in Brazil To know how serious And not serious The vibe is
The past in the antique store is alive While being dead outside What I feel in these spaces Is something I can’t feel anywhere else I feel like I’ve lost something Something beyond The cliched innocence And longing for yesteryear But isn’t that something We all want back?
What’s that saying⁴ That an old soul Is just someone who received A lot of childhood trauma
⁴I think this idea is too new To be a saying But it sounds more poetic Than saying What’s that idea Currently being debunked About Childhood trauma Being the reason for Young people labeled as old souls As opposed to some sort Of inherited wisdom during a time Of adolescent whimsy?
What I wouldn’t do for some Adolescent whimsy right about now
I bet you if I could put Adolescent whimsy in a bottle And call it something Cool and sexy like Saudade I’d make a million dollars
Saudade Makes You Young Again Without Turning Back The Clock By Fernando The creator of Old Soul And Generational Trauma At a Walgreens near you
I got claustrophobia From growing up In a small, Mexican Catholic school Working class immigrant community Where everyone Knows your name Your brother’s name Your sister’s name Your dad What he does Where’s he from Where he’s not from Your mom (but not as much) But it’s always like that Everyone knows everything About everyone And no one questions it Because people (parents) want this It’s literally “It takes a village” in effect
For the most part It wasn’t bad And God bless all these people Even the a$$holes But like (me) I wasn’t designed to Stay in the same place For a long time But sometimes I make the mistake Of staying in the same place For a long time
I know I’ve scratched people With the frayed edges Of the overgrown husk of a former self I’m too afraid to abandon
I’ve committed Social faux pas After social faux pas By being an oblivious dick (I can be a hard person to love)
I loved my huge public high school For the fact that for the first time in life I could blend in and be anonymous It was beautiful to be a stranger To have privacy among the throng of youth Dying to be noticed But to not be so obvious about it As to be labeled uncool
But I still got that fear of Small, enclosed spaces That shit doesn’t go away
Also, I seem to keep finding these spaces Am I just attracted to places Where everyone knows your name Am I just repeating patterns And re-creating these spaces Because I haven’t healed A specific childhood trauma?
One constant of life is That people will find you You know You can run away From everyone you know And you’ll just find new people To run away from later
Am I in touch with Past versions of myself? No, not really But I think I’m just In the parlance of our times A rebooted version Of past Fernandos
The new Fernando Is the same as the old Fernando Same old self destructive patterns Set in a contemporary backdrop With trendy gimmicks As underlying plotlines With new friends and old alike For me to playoff
Here are the 6 Types of Fernando Conflicts
Fernando vs Not Fernando How is this person Who is not me Going to trigger me Because of a values clash And force me not to become A smaller version of me
See the Fernando Vol.1, Issue 757-762 “Beware: Sheamus Sanchez!”
Fernando vs Self How is Fernando Not going to hate himself More than he already does
See all of Fernando: The Post High School Years artwork by John Byrne
Fernando vs Nature How do I explain to people That hiking isn’t something you do When you’re from the ghetto?
See, Fernando Climbs Mt.San Gregornio (Issue 276)
Fernando vs Society Fernando tries to get a job At various points of his life Who knew unemployment Would be one of my biggest super villains
See My Life
Fernando vs Technology
How am I going to squeeze 4 years of high school math Into 2 semesters And 1 summer session of community college To transfer to a 4-year school
See Fernando: The Community College Years
Fernando vs Supernatural
How does Fernando tell people He believes in ghosts Without getting judged When the people judging him Believe in cryptocurrency
See Fernando #1069
I wonder what whacky adventures My unhealed patterns Will get me into next!
You can write letters to Fernando And we’ll publish them in our monthly Ferngrams section Where you will win a no-prize!
The beauty of An awkward moment Is that you don’t know When it will happen But you’ll remember it For the rest of your life That’s probably why I’m a comedian